When you realize you've been debugging the wrong file for hours

Content me when I spot an error in code before compiler does, and I stop compile:

Content My manager on Dec 30: When will you fix these defects? Me: I will fix them next year Manager You think this is funny? Me

That glorious moment of clarity after staring at broken code for 6 hours straight. You've tried everything—Stack Overflow, rubber duck debugging, sacrificing a USB cable to the tech gods—and suddenly, like a bolt of lightning, the solution materializes in your brain. Time to speedrun this fix before the idea evaporates like your motivation on a Monday morning. The confidence is palpable, the hair is electric, and the toothbrush? Well, multitasking is a developer's superpower.

Content Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!! DO NOT!!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.

That fleeting moment of glory when your code doesn't immediately set the servers on fire. You're strutting around like a superhero while your Slack blows up with messages. Just wait until they find that one edge case you didn't test for. Enjoy the dopamine while it lasts, friend.

When your algorithm skills are so bad, you take logarithmic problems and somehow turn them into cubic complexity nightmares. It's like having a superpower, but the worst one possible. Your brain is essentially an inefficiency generator that would make computer scientists weep. For the uninitiated: O(log(n)) represents highly efficient algorithms that barely break a sweat as inputs grow, while O(n³) is the computational equivalent of trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. Congratulations on being a walking computational disaster!