Debugging Regex: The Ancient Art Of Digital Archaeology

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Debugging Regex: The Ancient Art Of Digital Archaeology

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Oh. My. GOD. Trying to debug regex is LITERALLY like being an archaeologist deciphering ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but a magnifying glass and shattered dreams! You're squinting at a wall of cryptic symbols that might as well be alien transmissions, desperately trying to figure out why your pattern matches "hotdog" but not "hot dog" while slowly losing your will to live. And just when you think you've solved it? SURPRISE! It breaks in 17 new mysterious ways! The ancient Egyptians probably had an easier time communicating than developers trying to understand their own regex from last week. 🔍😭

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