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DARLING, I'VE SEEN THINGS. Hiring managers SCREAMING into the void as Gen Z candidates list "vibe coding" right next to JavaScript and Python! The absolute AUDACITY! It's like claiming you're fluent in "good energy" or have 5 years experience in "manifesting algorithms." Honey, the only vibes in coding are the vibrations of my keyboard as I frantically debug at 2AM while questioning my life choices. Your positive energy won't fix that null pointer exception, sweetie! 💅

Ah, the sacred text has been revealed! Forget all those fancy design patterns, architecture principles, and code reviews. The real golden rule of programming is the ancient art of "if it works, don't touch it." Nothing captures the existential dread of a developer quite like that moment when your janky, duct-taped code somehow passes all tests. You know deep in your soul it's a house of cards waiting to collapse, but deadlines are deadlines. So you quietly whisper "I'll refactor it later" (narrator: they never did ), and commit that monstrosity to production. Future you will hate present you, but that's a problem for future you. And isn't that what programming is all about? Creating problems for our future selves?

Got a tiny horizontal scroll bar ruining your perfectly aligned layout? Just slap overflow-x: hidden on it and call it a day. Problem solved, right? Wrong. Sure, the scroll bar disappears, but so does half your content when users resize their browser. That dropdown menu you spent 3 hours positioning? Gone. The mobile nav that slides in from the side? Clipped into oblivion. But hey, at least there's no horizontal scroll anymore. The !important flag really seals the deal here—because why fix the root cause when you can just nuke it from orbit and make it impossible for anyone else to override later? Future you will definitely thank present you for this one. This is the CSS equivalent of duct taping your check engine light instead of taking your car to a mechanic.

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The Cold War of code ownership! In the top panel, Bugs Bunny proudly stands with an American flag background declaring "My code" when "Coding something at work" - because let's face it, we're all territorial creatures with our precious functions. But the second panel reveals the brutal truth of team development: the moment there's a bug, suddenly the Soviet hammer and sickle appears behind Bugs with "Our bug" plastered across it. Nothing transforms individual achievement into collective responsibility faster than a production error. The proprietary-to-communist pipeline takes approximately 0.2 seconds when QA finds an issue.

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