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I Survived.

I Survived.
Game jams are basically speedrunning game development while your body slowly transforms into a sentient energy drink. 72 hours of non-stop coding, debugging physics engines that defy actual physics, and arguing whether your pixel art looks "retro" or just "bad." By the end, you've created something that technically runs, consumed your body weight in caffeine, and lost all concept of time and personal hygiene. That exhausted Pepe stare? That's the look of someone who just shipped a game held together by duct tape, prayer, and approximately 47 TODO comments. Victory has never looked so defeated.

When You Finally See The Outside World

When You Finally See The Outside World
That moment when you emerge from your coding cave after a 14-hour debugging session, pale and disoriented, wondering if the sun was always that bright. Your eyes haven't adjusted to natural light since you started hunting down that missing semicolon three days ago. The outside world feels like a strange alternate dimension where people talk about things other than stack traces and error messages. Your friends might think you've joined a cult, but really, you've just been wrestling with a production bug that turned out to be a typo.

Learn C++ In One Video (If You Have 24 Days To Spare)

Learn C++ In One Video (If You Have 24 Days To Spare)
Initial excitement: "Learn C++ in one video? Sweet!" Then you notice the video is 35,040 minutes long—that's 24 days of non-stop coding hell. But wait! Setting playback speed to 30000x reduces it to a merciful 1.16 minutes! Modern problems require modern solutions. Just remember to pause at the memory management section or you'll miss the part where your computer and sanity both crash simultaneously.