Visual Studio 2017

Content Getting Ideas to Solve a Bug While Coding While Eating G While Relaxing While In Bathroom

So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

Ah, the fantasy world where game development is just a few magical method calls! If only .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix) existed in real life instead of the 3 AM debugging sessions where you question your career choices. And that .GetWishlists(target: 7000) method? Pure delusion. Real gamedevs know that getting 7 wishlists already feels like winning the lottery, let alone 7000. The only accurate part is game.Release() - which is indeed followed by immediate regret, panic, and the discovery of 47 new bugs your QA team somehow missed.

Content THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF during debugging Well it worked on my machine. You are probably doing something wrong on your end. Denial FUCKING SHIT WHY WON'T THIS WORK!? I HATE EVERYONE! Anger I'm very skilled at what i do. I'll find the bug in no time! Bargaining Why can't i find the bug?? maybe I'm not good after all. How did I even get hired?? I'm so bad at programming! Depression It's a feature not a bug ProarammerHumor.io

Content Engineers: Also engineers: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.

Content SENIOR DEV INTERN How did you fix that Bug? setTimeout ( )