Thread Go Brr: Return To Monke Debugging

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Thread Go Brr: Return To Monke Debugging

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Ah, the ancient debugging technique of adding random print statements and somehow it works. You've evolved from writing elegant algorithms to becoming a caveman programmer grunting "print variable see problem." The code is still terrible, the architecture is questionable, and you have no idea why it works—but hey, it works! Now you're just sitting there, contemplating your life choices while staring into the void like a primitive creature who discovered fire by accident. Intellectual superiority achieved through printf debugging.

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