They Make You Stronger

Content Me coming back from the bathroom after figuring out how to solve a bug: ofthe King

Content Hi, my name is jolie, In see you have a house fors ale? Yes Jolie New Line I have a house for sale Fix your regular expressions in your code Now SMS Text message

Content "The thing about programming is that your learning is never complete, and neither are your bug hunting or your crying." programming coding devlife compsci Feb 25th, 2016 374 notes

Nothing quite like the existential crisis of realizing your past self was the StackOverflow hero who saved your current self. You confidently dropped a "thx it works" comment two years ago with zero explanation of what actually fixed it. Now here you are, crawling back to your own digital breadcrumbs like a desperate archaeologist. The circle of developer life - creating problems for your future self while solving them for strangers. The ultimate karma boomerang.

The AUDACITY of software updates to actually WORK for once! 💅 First panel: Bird SCREAMING at upgrade notification like it's a personal attack. Second panel: Reluctantly chomps it down expecting the usual disaster. Third panel: Wait... my computer isn't on fire? Fourth panel: PURE SHOCK AND DISBELIEF that an upgrade didn't destroy everything! It's like finding a unicorn in your code base - a mythical upgrade that delivers on its promises instead of breaking seventeen unrelated things! The bird's face is all of us experiencing that rare moment when technology doesn't betray our fragile trust.

Content My manager on Dec 30: When will you fix these defects? Me: I will fix them next year Manager You think this is funny? Me