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Who needs the LIMIT clause when you can just nuke 98.8% of your production data? That smug face is the perfect embodiment of a junior dev who just discovered DELETE FROM but hasn't yet discovered WHERE ROWNUM <= 500 . Meanwhile, the database admin is probably having heart palpitations in the next room. The best part? Those remaining 500 rows are probably corrupted by cascading deletes anyway!

Content My facebook suddenly split in half and this screen popped up with all these random cyber space options and it was like watching and assessing things s00000 weird? and talking about child... and children being forced WTF????? is this some sort of cyber police thing that my IP was accedently allowed to access so i could help stop child abuse on the net or am i going crazy???? has this happened to anyone else??? - (4) feeling confused. Like Comment Share 10 hours ago Console O Inspector Debuccer C Stule Editor Profiler js Security Logging (a Aker outout 22:19:20.120 A Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element '-webkit-input-placeholder', Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. 22:19:20.120 A Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element 'ans-inout-placcholder', Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. 22:21:37.193 4 Froty serine passed to catFleraneRvid 22:22:01.359 a YUL box for diy element contained an inline soan child. forcino all its children to be wraoned in a block 22:23:17.983 Feroe in oarsim value for 'let'. Declaration dropoed. u JefeZ13FH.c5:48 u Jefg213FH.ess:51 bt.13d2p2v7.js:47 BRmviPh.Y1.is 97 photo.ohp 22:25:28.965 GET htsps:3-0-06-ash2.channel.facebook.compul12channelep 100004713670425.1on1376client 1d2672074e6cb1k286.101em-16cop-06rodemstreambforeatmison HITP1.1 200 1 ProgrammerHumor io

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SCREAM INTO THE VOID! Here I am, drowning in my 4 MILLION LINES of legacy Visual Basic code—a digital dinosaur that should've been extinct with dial-up internet—while Twitter is over there having its weekly identity crisis about which programming language is hot or dead! 💀 Meanwhile, I'm just trying to keep this prehistoric monolith from collapsing like a house of cards while some tech influencer declares Rust the new messiah and JavaScript officially over for the 47th time this year. THE AUDACITY! Some of us don't have the luxury of jumping ship every time a shiny new framework gets 10 stars on GitHub!

Content Joe Magerramov joemag. The 8 year old is learning Python, and after a dealing with a syntax bug she asks: "If the computer knows I'm missing a semicolon here, why won't it add it itself?" I don't know. I really don't know.