They Make You Stronger

Content When you close more than 100 tabs after finding the solution of a bug

Content STOP USING FLOATS BINARY DATA WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE DECIMAL PARTS YEARS OF COMPILER DEVELOPMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than char and int Wanted to use decimal numbers anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called FIXED-POINT ARITHMETIC 'x can be FALSE', ' is a number', 'the sum of t and is 0.30000000004'-statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Floating-Point Numbers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the circuits and data types we built for them (This is REAL Floating-Point Arithmetic, done by REAL computers): fld TBYTE PT rdi X2 number 0.5F; fyl2xp1 fdecstp number; fld st(0) fstp TBYTE PTR rdi i ( long ) y; fld TBYTE PR Ersil 05f3759df - ( i 1 ); fstp OWORD PTR rsp16 movsd (float ) Si; xmmO, QWORD PTR rsp16 V y (threehalfs - (2 y y ) ); ucomisd xmm1. xmmO sign exponent (8 bits) significand (23 bits) 01000100000000000000000000 0.15625 30 23 22 (bit index) "Hello, I want to know if f is a real number and less than -1 please?' 'Sure, that'll be f!f?0: -10.fff-1.f0?0:-1.ff' They have played us for absolute fools

Content Zoe Schiffer ZoeSchiffer NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1 10:26 pm 18 Nov 22 Twitter Web App I CAN WRITE SOFTWARE master.musktwitter.com ICAN WRITE SOFTWARE Dear Master Musk. Below is a Bullet Point Summary of what my code commits have achieved in the past 6 months Some Fixes . Some More Fixes More Fixes for past Fixes Fixes for pastleft out Fixes Few fixes for the future Fixes Fixes for the Fixes of Fixes And other very crucial, very important and highly optimized code refactor of critical modules here on Twitterfor.umm.. ..minor fixes. Wu. LoL I 5 d Sans Serif TT. B I U A Send

BEHOLD! The pinnacle of Rust's existential crisis! The compiler is literally having an identity meltdown trying to convert an error to... itself?! 💀 It's like watching your GPS say "Unable to find current location because I don't know where I am." The sheer audacity of Rust to gaslight its own errors is why programmers wake up screaming at 3 AM. And yet we crawl back for more punishment because "memory safety" or whatever. The compiler isn't just strict - it's questioning the very fabric of error reality!

Content fixing code on my preferred IDE fixing code on friends IDE am not familiar with

Content Me making the commit and pushing it before my colleagues, so I don't have to deal with merge errors 3 7 8 W H B N