The Bugs Cancel Each Other Out

Content AND REMEMBER FRIENDS 6 HOURS OF DEBUGGING CAN SAVE YOU 5 MINUTES OF READING DOCUMENTATION ingflip.com UNTIL THE NEXT ONE !

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Content Me spending 2 hours writing a good bug ticket, including a perfect code example to reproduce the error. Me after said ticket is closed 10 seconds later as a duplicate of a 6 year old ticket that is still open.

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