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Content Normal Devs: Check for Security issues, audit their code, fix bugs. WebDevelopers: If we write the vulnerabilities faster than the hackers find them, we're good. A TS JS

[text] pmmented on Mar 3 2019 Gl IR Yes indeed just noticed it because my accounting reconciliation processing was giving me unexpected results. This bug should at least be prioritize as high since its impact is extremely disastrous for anything where number accuracy matter ie financial transactions 10 alaa l pleTo on Mar 4 2019 lease do tell me how use my free time. really like hearing FUCKING DEMANDS FROM YOU A PERSON DONT EVEN KNOW. Actually fuck you. Go away. 2 10 W11 1

The quintessential developer dilemma: spend 1 hour doing a boring task manually with a grimace on your face... OR spend 6 hours writing a script that doesn't even work, but somehow feels like the intellectually superior choice. The dopamine rush of potentially automating something is just too powerful to resist, even when the math clearly doesn't check out. It's like buying a $300 mechanical keyboard to improve your productivity by 0.02%.

The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect image. On the left, we have the glorious mess that somehow passes all tests - a monument to "if it works, don't touch it." On the right, the cleaned-up, top-hat-wearing version we frantically create right before pushing to the repository. Nobody needs to know about the 17 nested if-statements and that one variable named "temp_final_ACTUALLY_FINAL_v2." Just slap on a bow tie, remove those unused variables, and pretend you wrote it that way from the start. The Git history never reveals the true horrors that occurred at 3 AM when you finally got that algorithm working.

Nothing says "I value our friendship" like asking for help with undocumented code featuring variables like x1 , temp , and doTheThing() . That slow Kermit retreat is the physical manifestation of my soul leaving my body when I realize I'm about to waste 3 hours of my life deciphering someone's digital hieroglyphics. Pro tip: if you want help debugging, maybe name your variables something other than "stuff" and "idk" first.

Content When you finally fix the bug and you end up with nothing to do for the rest of the day so alone DEVPUNS