The Duality Of Developer Life

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Someone's had enough of the 3000-line function that calculates tax, sends emails, updates databases, and makes coffee all in one go. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like passive-aggressive office notes taped to the wall. Single responsibility principle isn't just good practice—it's apparently grounds for workplace violence if ignored. The colleague who wrote this has definitely muttered "what the hell does this even do?" while scrolling through functions named 'processData' at 2 AM.

That moment when you copy-paste the instructor's code and it still doesn't work. Is it the invisible spaces? The quotation marks? The cosmic alignment of semicolons? The cat's expression perfectly captures that mix of confusion and betrayal when your IDE lights up with errors despite following instructions exactly . Pro tip: teachers sometimes deliberately include subtle errors in their examples to see who's actually typing the code themselves versus who's just copying. Sneaky, but effective!

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Content DevOps Dan scripticles 000 Doing triage on a web page on my localhost. Every time I try to load the page, it just hangs for five, ten, twenty, thirty minutes. After two hours of this I notice that I have debugging turned on in my IDE, and it's waiting on the first line of the script. devops programming