Thats Evil

The great AI revolution has arrived... or has it? On the left, we have the muscular "Expectation" Doge representing those grandiose AI promises: code generators so powerful they'll make human developers obsolete! On the right, there's the pathetic "Reality" Doge – the actual AI that can't even handle a simple "Hello World" program without hallucinating semicolons. Meanwhile, executives who dumped "gazillion dollars" into AI development are frantically laying off actual programmers to cover their bad investment. Because nothing says "our AI strategy is working perfectly" like firing the people who could fix the AI's broken code. The corporate playbook never changes: overpromise, underdeliver, then blame the humans. At least the shareholders will feel better about those quarterly losses!

Content "Private" instance variables that cannot be accessed except from inside an object don't exist in Python. However, there is a convention that is followed by most Python code: a name prefixed with an underscore (e.q. spam) should be treated as a non-public part of the API (whether it is a function, a method or a data member). It should be considered an imple- mentation detail and subject to change without notice. Should I just H have private variables? No. It's the other languages that are wrong.

Sweet summer child starting with Python, living the dream with its easy syntax and friendly error messages! But then comes C with its POINTERS FROM HELL and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices! Nothing says "welcome to the thunderdome" quite like going from Python's cozy blanket fort to C's memory management nightmare where one wrong move and your entire program IMPLODES in spectacular fashion! The psychological damage is IRREVERSIBLE!

Left panel: Absolute existential dread when faced with writing actual tests for your code. Right panel: Sudden burst of dopamine and laser focus when those little green checkmarks start appearing. The perfect representation of developer priorities—validation first, actual work... eventually. The testing equivalent of cleaning your entire apartment to avoid writing one paragraph of documentation.

The eternal truth of software development captured in one painful analogy. Good documentation is like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow - rare but magnificent. Bad documentation is that cryptic comment from 2013 that just says "fixes stuff." But when you're staring into the void of an undocumented codebase at 2AM, even that single-line README feels like a lifeline thrown by a merciful deity. The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard.

The existential crisis every developer faces at 2 AM while debugging. We name something a "variable" and then immediately declare it as "const" or "final" or "readonly" - essentially telling it not to vary. The cognitive dissonance is real! It's like naming your pet rock "Runner" or your cactus "Cuddles." No wonder our code gets confused and throws exceptions - we've been gaslighting our variables this whole time!