Success Was Never An Option

Content MADE A MAJOR CHANGE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE FIRST TIME NOT SURE WHERE THE BUG IS

Content rAskReddit uglitteredalien 6h NSFW What's your 'better than sex'? Advice 4 52 183 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Boomshicleafaunda 5h Write code that complies without errors and runs without bugs on my first try. Reply 4 81 J talentlessbluepanda 4h I had an orgasm just reading that. Reply 4 23 J ProdrammerHumor.io

Content TESTING IN PRODUCTION WHEN GOOGLE DOES IT WHEN BOEING DOES IT

Content US devs VS EU devs US dev EU dev 50,000 40 120 50 80

Einstein's lesser-known theory of project management relativity! This meme brilliantly captures what every developer silently thinks during those two-hour meetings that could've been an email. Project managers somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously create Gantt charts nobody reads while asking "can we just add this small feature?" three days before launch. The space-time continuum itself warps around their ability to schedule three overlapping meetings and still find time to ask why you're behind schedule.

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