Six stages of debugging

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When the deadline's breathing down your neck, suddenly writing clean code becomes an impossible luxury. The project manager's watching in horror as you smash that deadline button, leaving a trail of spaghetti code, magic numbers, and zero comments in your wake. "We'll refactor later," you whisper to yourself, knowing full well that "later" is programmer-speak for "never." The technical debt collectors will come knocking eventually, but hey—that's Future You's problem!

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This masterpiece of JavaScript absurdity is what happens when you code at 3 AM and think you're a genius. The nested "confirm" and "continue" statements lead to the profound instruction to "Touch class['grass']" – basically the code equivalent of telling someone to go outside and reconnect with reality. And if that fails? Just "throw this 'owo'" because nothing says "professional developer" like anime emoticons in your error handling. Google recruitment team, if you're reading this, clearly you've found your next senior architect.