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Finnish prison rehabilitation just got savage! The meme shows someone crying while being sentenced to learn JavaScript for two years. Let's be honest - spending two years with JavaScript's quirky type coercion, callback hell, and "undefined is not a function" errors might actually be worse than traditional incarceration. At least in regular prison you don't have to deal with npm dependency nightmares or figure out why your promises are eternally pending. The judge clearly knows true punishment when he sees it!

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The divine hierarchy of debugging has been revealed! Your buggy code is the vehicle stuck in mud, while you're just the helpless dog watching from below. Meanwhile, the real heroes pushing you forward are: StackOverflow (the backbone of modern development), some random blog post from 2007 (written by a programmer who's probably retired on a beach now), and occasionally God himself when that 15-year-old forum post miraculously solves your exact issue. The most accurate representation of programming I've seen since my code last worked by accident.

The eternal cosmic joke of programming! Your code doesn't work? You spend HOURS debugging, questioning your entire existence, wondering if you should've become a sheep farmer instead. Then suddenly—IT WORKS! But instead of celebrating, you're sitting there, squinting suspiciously at your screen, utterly OFFENDED that it's functioning without explanation! THE AUDACITY of code to work mysteriously is the greatest betrayal known to developer-kind. No closure. No answers. Just the haunting question that will follow you into your dreams: WHY???

OH HONEY, NO! Sweet summer child thinking that shipping your first game means you've "made it" in development! The silence in that last panel is the DEAFENING REALITY that your coding journey has only JUST BEGUN! 😭 That first release is literally just the tutorial level before the REAL boss battles begin - maintenance, user feedback, bug fixes from hell, and the soul-crushing realization that your code will now haunt you FOREVER. Welcome to development purgatory, darling! The grind doesn't end - it just puts on a different outfit!

Content Me looking at the bugs that my colleagues pointed out in my pull request