Priorities

The formal frog is making a catastrophic announcement with aristocratic flair! Deleting archived data from January 2024 in what appears to be... March 2024? Classic case of the "I'll clean up these temporary files" syndrome that haunts codebases everywhere. The true horror isn't just losing data—it's realizing you've deleted recent backups while ancient, useless logs from 2017 remain untouched. That moment when your stomach drops and you frantically check if there's a backup of the backup. Spoiler alert: there never is.

Nothing triggers that dopamine rush quite like seeing "Code compiled successfully." The rest of your day could be absolute garbage, your production server could be on fire, and your boss might be questioning your life choices, but for those brief 3 seconds after hitting compile... pure bliss. It's the closest thing to a functional relationship most developers will ever experience.

The ULTIMATE workplace personality split! 😭 Designers having full-blown existential crises when another creative joins the team - "AM I NOT ENOUGH?!" Meanwhile, engineers are over there like primitive geniuses forming their coding tribes with zero emotional damage. The sheer AUDACITY of designers thinking they're special unique snowflakes while engineers are just like "MORE MONKEYS TO HELP DEBUG THIS NIGHTMARE!" Engineers secretly know the truth: no single human can possibly untangle the unholy mess of legacy code they've created, so reinforcements are ALWAYS welcome. It's not collaboration, it's survival strategy!

VBA's syntax is the coding equivalent of that friend who keeps asking obvious questions just to watch you suffer. While most modern languages sensibly use curly braces or indentation, VBA forces you to type out full sentences like you're writing a strongly-worded letter to your compiler. End If , End While , End Function , End Sub , End Your Sanity ... it's like Microsoft wanted to ensure you spend half your coding time just closing statements. The real miracle is that VBA developers haven't collectively End ed their careers yet.

Content JUST BECAUSEMA PROGRAMMER DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW HOW TO FIX YOUR COMPUTER! SIS CONE WELL I.DO BUT NOT BECAUSE IM A PROGRAMMER!

Content Is 400 a lot? Depends on the context Warnings? No Errors? Yes