Painful Hour Of Debugging

Content Vishal VishalMalvi It's Friday, developers! Time to put down the code, power off the computer, and enjoy a well-deserved break. Wait, hold on... let me just fix this one little bug first.

The banner shows the most honest developer lifecycle ever written: an infinite loop of eating, sleeping, and coding while alive. But as devpuns points out, there's a critical function missing - poop() . Skip that call and you're headed for a runtime exception that no try-catch block can save you from. Your body's memory management system will force a garbage collection one way or another.

Content twitter the-algorithm Public Code Issues 121 8? Pull requests 4 New issue Jump to bottom Delete Twitter 527 Open Luew2 opened this issue 8 minutes ago 1 comment Luew2 commented 8 minutes ago Delete Twitter B 3 AlexPerathoner commented now Already discussed in 330 and 314 However, it's still relevant, so 1

Content AM I OUT OF TOUCH. COULD THERE BE AN ERROR IN MY CODE? NO ITS THE COMPUTER WHO IS WRONG.

Claiming to know C++ is like claiming you can bend the Matrix. Sure, Neo thought he was special until Morpheus challenged him to prove it. Then reality hits harder than a segmentation fault, and suddenly your program's memory is sprawled out on the dojo floor like a defeated rookie. The segmentation fault (core dumped) error is basically C++'s way of saying "You're not The One, you're just another programmer who forgot to check their pointers." Your confidence in memory management just got kung-fu kicked into oblivion.

Content Peter Ritchie peterritchie Follow MT: Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's C code and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error 13 RETWEETS 1,410 FAVORITES 926 QR 5:55 PM - 16 Nov 2014