Nocturnal Debugging Syndrome

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Debugging Programming

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Nocturnal Debugging Syndrome

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The brain's perfect timing is truly diabolical. Refuses to function during your 8-hour workday, but the moment your head hits the pillow? BAM! Suddenly it's a debugging genius with perfect recall of line 255 where you misplaced a semicolon. The cognitive CPU that throttles to 5% during meetings somehow overclocks to 500% at 2AM. It's like your brain has a service-level agreement that explicitly excludes business hours.

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