Me: lots of syntax errors

That moment of existential horror when you open up code from six months ago and find your 17-paragraph manifesto explaining a single function. Past you really thought future you would need a dissertation on why you used a for-loop instead of map(). Bonus points if the comment is longer than the actual code and includes phrases like "DO NOT TOUCH THIS OR EVERYTHING WILL EXPLODE" and "I'm so sorry for whoever has to maintain this." Plot twist: it's still you.

Content MANAGERS WHEN (SPEND 15 MINUTES OUTSIDE OF OFFICE HOURS FIXING A BUG THAT AFFECTS MANY CUSTOMERS BUT WASN'T GROOMED YET" THE SAME MANAGERS WHEN THEIR MEETING WITH THE WHOLE TEAM THAT WAS SCHEDULED FOR 30 MINUTES GOES FOR 2 HOURS

Content Splash - HD Wallpapers Details What's new The application icon has been changed. Ads now appear less recurring. New categories. Fixed the bug that caused it to close when entering for the first time. We have solved the bugs that we had added in the previous version. We have added even more bugs to avoid losing our jobs.

Content While you are here.... In UCC, we don't have 404 errors. We have Peter Flynn (2nd from left) errors. Our first webmaster was the first person to ever break a link on the web, when he moved the location of a webpage on UCC's servers (9th website in the world). without telling Tim Berners-Lee. Suffice it to say, such a change resulted in the need to error handle such an occurance, and the 404 was born. Thanks to our own Peter Flynn. Peter retired in August 2018 but his impact on UCC, Ireland and ultimately the world won't be forgotten!

Content ROOT CAUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DEBUGGING GOTCHA! REAL PROBLEM SHIT MONKEYUSER.COM

Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy Things not working occasionally is more annoying than things that don't work at all 3:50 PM 26 Jul 19 Twitter Web App 31 Retweets 138 Likes