Matrix Runs On Windows 98

Ah, the classic Windows error message—nature's way of saying "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" This foggy billboard displaying a Windows 98 error dialog is basically the simulation having a kernel panic.

Imagine driving through fog and suddenly seeing the universe's blue screen of death! That's not just a glitch—that's existential debugging. The Matrix architects clearly skimped on their QA budget and deployed straight to production.

And Windows 98? No wonder Agent Smith was so angry. He wasn't trying to take over the world—he was just trying to install Windows XP.