Let the MF burn!

Content Wanna be a programmer?? Muhammad Hasan Khan 1st Software Engineer - Opinions are my own 31 I fixed a bug today and after feeling satisfied with my accomplishment for the day, I decided to leave a bit early. As I was driving home, my brain started reviewing my code and found a mistake. I came home and fixed the mistake. And now that I'm about to go to bed, I just realized that there is a better way to fix the bug so I should just discard my earlier change and start over. Do you want to be a programmer? CEO 1,019 66 comments 22 shares

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up know how to fix that bug on line 255

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Ah, the classic case of unintentional boolean logic in the wild! The sign says "We don't accept bills higher than 50 AND 100" which logically means they don't accept bills that are simultaneously higher than both 50 and 100. But since any bill higher than 100 is automatically higher than 50, this statement actually means "We don't accept bills higher than 100" - making the 50 completely redundant. Twenty years of coding and I still see this stuff everywhere. The number of times I've had to explain to product managers why "if user is premium AND has subscription" isn't what they actually meant... I've lost count. This is why we can't have nice things in production.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"

Content SenorBeef 18 hr. ago 1 fucking hate the paradox where fixing a problem makes people think you didn't need to fix the problem because it never got bad enough to affect them. Successful prevention makes it seem, to the uninformed, that it was never needed. 4 5.6k J Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow ALEBorland 17 hr. ago 6 9, 2 Thus is the life of working in IT. 4 3.5k I Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow