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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of accidentally deleting your code instead of copying it! You're sitting there, heart PLUMMETING to your stomach, life flashing before your eyes, career LITERALLY OVER... and then you remember Ctrl+Z exists. Suddenly you're hugging your computer like this cat, whispering sweet nothings to your undead zombie code that just rose from the digital grave. The emotional rollercoaster from "I'M RUINED FOREVER" to "never mind teehee" happens in approximately 0.5 seconds. We've all been there, frantically petting our laptops in gratitude when the undo function saves us from our own chaotic fingers!

Content If you can't see the number, you: are dead have a headache need sleep do not write tests Use STDOUT prints instead do not document for your code of using a debugger your code

Content You can't fix whats not broken. Write a Program Run it 26 Memory 534.2 MB 12.5 MB 0.1 MB 26 Memory 534.2 MB 12.5 MB 0.1 MB Fix the memory leak 26 Memory 1,476.8MB 12.5 MB 0.1 MB

Content Programmer with errors in their code You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

Content Quote 6 Only half of programming is coding. The other 90 is debugging. 99 Anonymous evilmilk.com