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The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😭 You start with ONE measly problem that's driving you insane. Then your sleep-deprived brain thinks, "ChatGPT will save me!" But PLOT TWIST! Now you're drowning in a sea of strawberry-themed errors because ChatGPT decided to hallucinate an entire fruit salad of solutions! Is it "strawberry" or "strawbery" or "strawberrrrrry"?! WHO KNOWS ANYMORE?! The AI doesn't! And now instead of fixing one problem, you're questioning your entire career choice while debugging AI-generated code that's about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The circle of developer suffering is COMPLETE!

Oh. My. GOODNESS. The absolute TRAGEDY of C++ mastery captured in its full horrifying glory! 😱 Our poor protagonist starts as a sweet innocent programmer, only to be CONSUMED by the dark arts of pointers and memory management! Those horns? They're not fashion - they're the physical manifestation of the DEMONIC KNOWLEDGE required to tame C++! And that final panel? DEVASTATING! "How long was I gone?" Our hero emerges from their C++ enlightenment only to discover they've sacrificed YEARS of their life to the language gods! Their friends and family? GONE! Their youth? VANISHED! All for the ability to manually manage memory and argue about template metaprogramming at parties! The price of power is steep, darlings. C++ doesn't just take your time - it takes your SOUL! 💀

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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE! 😂 Every developer who's ever touched multithreading just felt a disturbance in the Force! Threads seem like such a brilliant solution until you're suddenly debugging race conditions at 3AM, wondering why your program works perfectly on Tuesdays but crashes on Thursdays. It's like trying to coordinate 10 toddlers to build a sandcastle - theoretically possible, practically CHAOS! And the worst part? The bugs are never reproducible when your boss is watching!