Just keep smiling

Writing incomprehensible code isn't a bug—it's a feature. That senior dev who writes cryptic one-liners with zero comments? They're not sloppy; they're building their legend. Nothing says job security like being the only one who can decipher your own arcane syntax. Sure, your code review might be a disaster, but at least they'll remember your name when the production server catches fire at 3 AM and you're the only one who can fix it. Infamous is still famous in git blame.

Content This is Bill Bill is not a Computer Scince major When Bill meet anyone who is CS major Bill did not ask them to fix his computer. Bill is smart Be like Bill

Content What we say What we mean Horrible hack Horrible hack that I didn't write Temporary workaround Horrible hack that I wrote It's broken There are bugs in your code It has a few issues There are bugs in my code Obscure Someone else's code doesn't have comments Self-documenting My code doesn't have comments That's why it's an awesome language It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it. You're thinking in the wrong mindset It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it. I can read this Perl script I wrote this Perl script I can't read this Perl script I didn't write this Perl script Bad structure Someone else's code is badly organized Complex structure My code is badly organized Bug The absence of a feature I like Out of scope The absence of a feature I don't like Clean solution it works and lunderstand it We need to rewrite it it works but I don't understand it emacs is better than vi It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war vi is better than emacs It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war IMHO You are wrong Legacy code It works, but no one knows how XCquit ESCIESCJC I don't know how to quit vi

Content JackForge.x TheJackForge Learn to code and you'll never complain about bugs in software or videogames ever again. 4:24 PM May 10, 2022 Twitter for Android

Content SHAKESPEARE QUOTE OF THE DAY An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made. "An SSL error has occured and a secure connection to the server cannot be made" - William Shakespear ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Yesterday at 10:07 PM i just programmed something without getting any errors Yesterday at 10:31 PM nVm