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The duality of developer existence in two frames. Top: Uncontrollable laughter while scrolling through programming memes about bugs you've personally experienced. Bottom: Actual tears when facing those exact same bugs in production at 4:47pm on a Friday. The comedy-to-tragedy pipeline has never been more efficient.

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That's what happens when you push untested code on Friday at 4:59 PM with a commit message "it works on my machine." The skeleton isn't a metaphor - it's literally the remains of the last developer who thought hotfixing production was a personality trait. The business calls it "moving fast and breaking things," but the on-call engineer calls it "why I drink."

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