Its Been Eight Hours

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Content What my resume says a day after I got laid off What my resume says after 7 months of applying for jobs I DID MY DOB. WROTE CODE, FIXED DEFECTS. ETC. I WAS SINGLE HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HUNDREDS OF NEW CLIENTS, RESULTING IN BILLIONS OF NET NEW REVENUE. I WROTE ALL OUR CODE AND FIXED ALL THE DEFECTS FROM PAST DEVELOPERS. I INVENTED SAAS.

The modern developer's balancing act, visualized with stunning accuracy. That precarious tower of cans represents what's actually holding up your code—a foundation of ChatGPT at the bottom (let's be honest, it's writing half your functions), Google searches above it (for the errors ChatGPT creates), followed by pure dumb luck, ancient GitHub repositories you found at 3 AM, and tutorial videos from that one Indian guy who explains algorithms better than your $200K computer science degree. And finally, at the very top, desperately balancing on this tower of digital desperation? Your actual code—looking just as confused as that dog wondering how it got up there and how long before the whole thing collapses during the next sprint review.

The silent war between developers in a shared repository is brutal. One minute you're proudly displaying your "Days Since Our Last Incident" counter, and the next minute your coworker executes the nuclear option: git rm -rf <repo> followed by git clone <repo> . That's not version control—that's version annihilation . It's the coding equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" but with a side of existential dread as you watch your commit history potentially vanish into the void. The look of betrayal in the first panel versus the cold, merciless expression in the second panel perfectly captures the emotional damage of repository scorched-earth tactics.

Content Broken lines, broken strings Broken threads, broken springs Broken idols, broken heads People sleeping in broken beds Ain't no use jiving Ain't no use joking EVERYTHING IS BROKEN Seriously though, this error should NEVER be shown If you are a user, god speed Cult mabile no ProarammerHumor.io

Content I spent 4 hours debugging a multi-threaded lock contention bug in a CLI tool. Then I watched 2 rockets land up right on their assigned landing pads at the exact same time after launching a vehicle in space. I quit. T 00:08:02 STAGE 2 TELEMETRY SPEED ALTITUDE 23155 kmh 178 FALCON HEAVY TEST FLIGHT STARTUP MAX-O MAIN ENGINE CUTOFF LIFTOFF BOOSTER ENGINE CUTOFF FAIRING DEPLOY SPACEX