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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE of fixing bugs! You start with 99 problems—I mean bugs—and think you're being all heroic by squashing one. Then BOOM! 💥 The universe punishes your audacity by spawning 19 MORE bugs from the corpse of the one you just killed! It's like a horror movie where the monster multiplies every time you stab it! This is why developers drink coffee by the gallon and question their life choices at 2 PM on a Tuesday. Bug fixing isn't a job—it's an eternal curse where the more you fix, the deeper you sink into debugging purgatory!

The function loops through ALL USERS to find one with matching credentials instead of using a proper query. The comment is the chef's kiss: "This only works because there are not many users." It's like saying "my car doesn't need brakes because I don't drive fast." Bonus security nightmare: they're storing password hashes but comparing them directly instead of hashing the input password first. This authentication is basically a time bomb wrapped in spaghetti code!

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Content You're a programmer You can code in python You can code in binary You can fix printers too