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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of accidentally deleting your code instead of copying it! You're sitting there, heart PLUMMETING to your stomach, life flashing before your eyes, career LITERALLY OVER... and then you remember Ctrl+Z exists. Suddenly you're hugging your computer like this cat, whispering sweet nothings to your undead zombie code that just rose from the digital grave. The emotional rollercoaster from "I'M RUINED FOREVER" to "never mind teehee" happens in approximately 0.5 seconds. We've all been there, frantically petting our laptops in gratitude when the undo function saves us from our own chaotic fingers!

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OMG, the audacity of this grocery store! They're literally selling tomatoes labeled "NaN" - as in "Not a Number" - the ULTIMATE error in JavaScript when your price calculation goes completely off the rails! 💸 This is what happens when you let developers run your pricing algorithm and it SPECTACULARLY fails! Those poor tomatoes don't even have a NUMERICAL VALUE anymore! They've transcended economics into the realm of computational EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! How am I supposed to pay for something that mathematically DOESN'T EXIST?! Inflation has gotten so bad even the JavaScript engine has given up trying to calculate prices! 🍅