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Content 6 STAGES OF DEBUGGING 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

Content THE APP HAS A BUG THE BUG DOESN'T HAPPEN OPEN IT IN DEBUG MODE THE BUG DOESN'T HAPPEN

Content comptwelder MA scriptw. 21 Set I've just found a 1 line fix to a glitch that I caused at some point in the past and tried solving with over 100 lines of workaround code. Gamedev is this job where you can feel like an absolute winner and an absolute idiot at the same time. 17 1 28

The eternal battle between software engineering principles and business reality in one brutal image. Top panel: our lone hero preaching the gospel of clean architecture—"Plan long term, develop reusable code, scenarios are coming." Bottom panel: the harsh truth bomb—"Nobody cares. Just ship it quick and don't break anything." This is basically every sprint planning meeting ever. You start with grand visions of beautiful, maintainable code that will stand the test of time... and end with "yeah whatever, the CEO needs this by Friday so just make it work." The technical debt collectors will be knocking on your door soon enough!

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up 1know how to fix that bug on line 255

The romance manga we never asked for but secretly needed: "C-senpai and the Memory Management Disaster." That awkward moment when you're trying to flirt with C programming but end up with a segmentation fault. The C language is literally offering pointers while warning about manual memory management - the ultimate toxic relationship in programming. After 20 years of coding, I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about dangling pointers. Rust developers are just C programmers who finally went to therapy.