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Content Me fixing my code Me fixing my real life problems

Content Web dev then Web dev now Drop text file via ftp, done Spend 10 minutes waiting for docker to make 1GB image, install 100500 deps and crash at runtime

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

Content When you're email inbox is filled with Jira tickets but you're too stressed to see they're all easy fixes: Create unit tests Fix Divid by zero erfors Add Documentation Rename variable "variable "ror in label

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

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