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THE AUDACITY of developers rejecting actual debugging tools! 💅 Why spend a measly 10 minutes setting up a proper debugger when you can WASTE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE adding and removing console.logs like a caveman?! The sheer drama of watching your code vomit random variables into the console while you frantically add more logs is just *chef's kiss* PEAK DEVELOPER SELF-SABOTAGE! And don't even get me started on the theatrical performance of removing all those console.logs before committing your code—only to add them ALL BACK when the bug reappears 5 minutes later! It's not procrastination, it's an ART FORM!

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Reading documentation in a language you don't understand is basically the programmer's version of this French phrase book story. You confidently copy that Stack Overflow snippet, run it, and suddenly your terminal is screaming at you in 17 different error messages—none of which make any sense. The "vibe coders" line is pure gold. That's what we call devs who just throw random code at the problem until something works without understanding why. They're the ones who paste jQuery solutions into React apps and wonder why everything's on fire. Been in this industry 15 years and I'm still occasionally a vibe coder. We all are when deadline pressure hits and the client's breathing down our neck. Good luck indeed.