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Einstein's lesser-known theory of project management relativity! This meme brilliantly captures what every developer silently thinks during those two-hour meetings that could've been an email. Project managers somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously create Gantt charts nobody reads while asking "can we just add this small feature?" three days before launch. The space-time continuum itself warps around their ability to schedule three overlapping meetings and still find time to ask why you're behind schedule.

Garbage in, garbage out has never been more relevant. GitHub's Copilot learned from millions of repos, including your spaghetti code with 27 nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and 'finalForRealThisTime'. Now AI is suggesting the same atrocities back to you. It's karma in digital form - the technical debt you've been accumulating for years is finally sending you an invoice.

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The ultimate programmer dad joke has arrived! This meme shows a mattress literally shaped like the letter "S" between two bed frames - making it "hard-coded" in the most physical sense possible. It's what happens when you take programming terms literally. This is exactly what your senior developer warned you about when they said "don't hardcode values!" Now we know why - your code ends up sleeping uncomfortably and waking up with back problems. The only thing more painful than maintaining this bed would be maintaining the legacy code it represents.