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Content Elon Musk O elonmusk A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason. Will ultimately need a complete rewrite. 1:27 PM 3623 2.5M Views 790 Retweets 701 Quotes 9,259 Likes 17 1. Share this Tweet with anyone, even if they aren't on Twitter yet X David C Bell MovieHo... 3h Have you tried resigning from the company to see if that fixes the problem? 16 17 32 1,058 1 40.4K

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Content Kyle: is there any way to stop Skynet once and forever? John: you must travel to the past and make JS the most popular language Skynet: TypeError. launchMissiles is not a function.

Content HaHa says: July 8, 2022 at 3:56 pm Javascript? Just nuke it from orbit. It has one purpose: When applying for a SE job ask 'What server side Javascript do you run?' If the answer isn't something along the lines of 'None, are you insane?', run away. Terminate the interview right there and leave. You don't want to work for those twits. Javascript could compile to the tightest machine code on earth and it's ecosystem would still suck big wet donkey balls. It's where all the worst coders have spent the last 20 years on the most monumental steaming pile, ever. Javascript outside the browser is a tell, like someone who drives a French car. No fixing that level of stupid. Wish them 'Better luck next reincarnation' and never look back. Reply Report comment