Pepsi Dependency Management

Dev life Dependency hell Caffeine addiction Gaming-setup Developer workspace Pepsi Battle station Rgb setup Coding fuel

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Pepsi Dependency Management

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When your boss says "we need to optimize our dependency management" but you misheard it as "Pepsi-dency management." The blue wall of shame is just one caffeine-fueled all-nighter away from becoming a Docker container fortress. At least when the servers crash, you'll have enough sugar and caffeine to keep you awake through the entire incident response. The real question is whether the RGB lighting is powered by Mountain Dew or tears of regret.

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