Every Freaking Time

Content 4 references 3,52 days ago 1 author, 1 change private static IEnumerablesTicketListViewMode1 GetTickets(string field, string value) 7if (String.IsNullOrEmpty(field) 88 1String. IsNul10rEmpty (value)) return Remedy-getTickets(field, value) -Select(ticket - new TicketListViewModel CreatedDate - ticket.Create Date, TicketNumber - ticket. TicketID, Customer - ticket.Fullname, AssignedTo - ticket.Assigned To Name, Severity - ticket.Severity, Status - ticket Status, Description - ticket.Description 3): return new ListTicketListviewMode1 ();

Ah, the GitHub language breakdown for side projects – where BASIC somehow makes up 11.1% of your codebase despite not touching it since 1997. Let's not forget the 9% Beef (a real language, but probably just your angry comments), 6.5% Rust because you watched that one YouTube tutorial, whatever "मादरचोद" is (probably what you shouted at 3 AM when nothing compiled), C89 from that algorithm you copy-pasted, and Albanian because... why not? The remaining 56.3% is just unclassified Stack Overflow snippets you're hoping nobody notices. Side projects: where programming languages go to either die or reproduce uncontrollably.

The legendary double entendre of NVIDIA's relationship with its users! Just like their GPU drivers that crash your system mid-game, now they've got a literal bus to physically throw customers under. The pun works on multiple levels - NVIDIA actually uses "bus" architecture in their GPUs while simultaneously being notorious for driver issues that leave gamers stranded. That bright green truck is basically the physical manifestation of every gamer's experience after a new driver update. "Oh, you wanted to play that new game? Let me introduce you to the blue screen of death instead!"

Ah, the classic developer transformation pipeline! You start as a bright-eyed engineer with dreams of changing the world through code, then Jira happens. Nothing sucks the soul out of a developer faster than watching your creative aspirations dissolve into an endless backlog of tickets, story points, and sprint planning meetings. That resume snippet in the middle is the smoking gun - "worked with 10-person Scrum team in Agile environment" might as well read "slowly had my will to live drained through two-week increments." The transformation from happy human to murderous CEO is just *chef's kiss* accurate. Your manager keeps saying "it's just a tool to help us organize" but we all know it's actually a portal to the ninth circle of developer hell.

Content Me: the server crashed! Boss: Just restart it. Me: Umm, it's not that simple..

Content Himanshu sudowick Coding is all fun until you come across an Error that's not on stackoverflow now you have to read full documentation