Eazy debugging?...i guess.

Content Status Code: 200 OK "status code": 500, "message": "Internal Server Error"

Ah, the sacred developer initiation ritual! Nothing says "you're one of us now" like that first catastrophic production push. The poor newbie thinks they're about to be fired, but little do they know - breaking production is basically a rite of passage. It's like the developer equivalent of a hazing ceremony, except instead of beer funnels, it's frantic Slack messages and emergency hotfixes at 2AM. The veterans aren't mad - they're proud . That dark cloud of senior devs isn't an execution squad - it's the welcoming committee! Because nothing builds character (and proper deployment procedures) quite like watching your mistake take down an entire website while customers scream. Remember kids: in development, you haven't truly lived until you've died inside after a production disaster!

Content WHAT I SAY I'm a software develo- WHAT PEOPLE HEAR I can repair your computer, fix your internet. configure your printer, revive your phone, set up your email, build a billion-dollar app, and hack into any system. All for free. lam the IT god. WHAT I MEAN I can Google better than the average bear.

Corporate amnesia at its finest! The business side freaks out about "unwanted modifications" despite literally requesting them with a ticket number to prove it. Nothing quite like the special feeling when management forgets they asked for something, then acts shocked when you deliver exactly what they wanted. The blank stare in the last panel is the universal developer experience of "I have the receipts but somehow I'm still wrong."

Content The uS A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without An email about a critical production bug

Content When you finish fixing something and now it no longer works