Duality Of Man

Overconfidence compiler bugs Hubris Reality check development False-security

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Duality Of Man

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The eternal delusion of a programmer's first successful compile. That brief, shining moment when your code runs without errors and you're convinced you've transcended mere mortality. Give it five minutes - reality's about to hit harder than a production server at Black Friday.

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