Duality Of Man

Content Joe Magerramov joemag. The 8 year old is learning Python, and after a dealing with a syntax bug she asks: "If the computer knows I'm missing a semicolon here, why won't it add it itself?" I don't know. I really don't know. 7:03 AM 08 Feb 22 Twitter for iPhone Martin Pi Daddy is probably making the 8 year old learning C or Java in disguise. 13h Like Reply 130

Content Me fixing my code Me fixing my real life problems

Content The original it's a feature not a bug

Someone at Dice accidentally published their test job listing to production! The "Java developer-test do not apply" job with its demo account is the digital equivalent of finding a developer's debug code in a live environment. That awkward moment when your test data escapes the sandbox and roams freely in production. At least they're offering $60k-$100k for a job that explicitly tells you not to apply for it—the ultimate tech industry mixed signal.

Content DEFINE MADNESS COMPILE ERROR COMPILE ERROR COMPILE ERROR COMPILE ERROR COMPILE ERROR COMPILE ERROR C'MON ALREADYI MEANWHILE IN THE COMPILER HE RECOMPILED THE SAME CODE AGAIN, SHOULD WE STOP? ERR ERR ERA EPR ERR ERROR MONKEYUSER.COM

Ah, the digital equivalent of sweeping dust under the rug. Nothing says "job security" like maintaining a codebase where 60% is commented-out functions nobody dares to touch. The irony of having a function called getKeywords while half the actual keywords function is commented out is just *chef's kiss*. Future archaeologists will study these code fossils and wonder if we were preserving ancient artifacts or just too scared to hit the delete key.