Duality Of Man

Content Writing C and there's no errors. Because compiling crashes your pc back to login screen.

Content Writing code at a reasonable pace Writing code faster than the IDE can error check so it feels like you don't have any errors ProarammerHumor.

Pre-ChatGPT: Developers channeling Neo from The Matrix, bending reality and code to their will, fighting bugs with superhuman focus. Post-ChatGPT: Just a sad cat begging an AI to draw pictures because we've forgotten how to solve our own problems. The evolution of debugging is complete - from coding wizards to glorified prompt engineers asking "pretty please fix my code." The irony? ChatGPT can't even draw that image. Not even a stick figure. Welcome to dependency hell's newest circle.

Oh look, it's the "my code is basically just a long-winded love letter to the compiler" approach. Every single line drowning in comments that explain the blindingly obvious while adding zero actual value. This is what happens when someone takes "document your code" advice and cranks it to 11. You know who writes code like this? The same person who explains what a fork is while handing it to you at dinner. The real irony? After 7 years in the industry, you'll be begging for any comments in the 10,000-line legacy codebase you've inherited. Just not... whatever this crime against syntax highlighting is.

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Ah, the perfect visual metaphor for legacy code in its natural habitat. A stack of books with "THESE BOOKS ARE HERE FOR AN ESSENTIAL STRUCTURAL PURPOSE. THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE." written on their spines. This is basically every codebase older than 5 years. Nobody understands how it works. Nobody dares to touch it. But remove one line and the entire production environment collapses like a Jenga tower during an earthquake. The irony is delicious - those books aren't valuable for their content but merely for their physical presence... just like that 2000-line function written by a developer who left the company in 2011. It's not elegant, it's not documented, but by god, it's holding up the entire billing system!