Do Your Damn Job Compiler San

That sweet, sweet vindication when you're falsely accused of breaking production with your commit. Nothing quite like the moment when evidence clears your name and the real culprit is found lurking in someone else's spaghetti code. Meanwhile, the entire dev team already sent you 37 passive-aggressive Slack messages.

Content THIS IS GIT. IT TRACKS COLLABORATIVE WORK ON PROJECTS THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL DISTRIBUTED GRAPH THEORY TREE MODEL. COOL. HOU DO WE USE IT? NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY.

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Content Game Developers then : I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." "We made a shooter game "Try out our new game! that only takes up "Minimum requirements? First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : Optimization? Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. "Our game is 500GB. One of our employees keeps stealing Just get a better PC bro. You don't need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." Yes, 1 know indie ime developers are an enception. There's ontr so much you can fit in a shitpost. "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because fuck you, that's why."

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