Debugging Chair Is More Comfortable

The existential dread of encountering a C++ lambda that looks like hieroglyphics carved by ancient compiler priests. You know the ones—those monstrosities with capture lists, auto return types, and nested template arguments that stretch across three monitors. The developer is literally begging for mercy from whoever created that syntax nightmare. Meanwhile, there you are, knife in hand, ready to maintain that codebase because you claimed "I know C++" in the interview. Pro tip: If your lambda requires its own documentation chapter, maybe just write a regular function like a normal human being.

Nothing quite captures the delusion of software development like a project manager confidently declaring "100% finished software" while DevOps and Lead developers frantically perform emergency surgery behind the scenes. The software is clearly on life support, but hey, according to the slideshow presentation, everything's perfect! Just don't look behind the curtain where reality is gasping for air. Classic case of "works on my PowerPoint" syndrome.

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