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Oh. My. GOD. The four horsemen of programming perception! Society thinks we're computer surgeons with screwdrivers, while our parents are CONVINCED we're rocket scientists in lab coats inventing the next NASA breakthrough! 🙄 Meanwhile, our fragile egos picture us as mathematical GENIUSES solving complex algorithms that would make Einstein weep... but the devastating truth? We're just pathetic Google serfs typing "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47TH TIME THIS WEEK because JavaScript's Date object is the cruel mistress we can never truly master! The crushing reality gap between our imagined brilliance and our actual "copy-paste from Stack Overflow" existence is just... *chef's kiss* traumatically accurate.

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Ah yes, the infamous "Friday code" phenomenon. Nothing quite like staring at your monitor on Monday morning, squinting at some bizarre algorithm you apparently wrote while possessed by the spirit of caffeine and deadlines. That code might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The worst part? You left zero comments because Friday-you was absolutely convinced Monday-you would remember exactly what that nested ternary inside a map function inside a reduce was supposed to do. Spoiler alert: you don't.

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