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The perfect irony of programming in one image: Person asks "I need some pointers" and the universe responds with a C++ article about auto return types. It's like asking for directions and getting a dissertation on the aerodynamics of walking. Nothing says "welcome to programming" like asking a simple question and getting buried under an avalanche of technical minutiae that's simultaneously related yet completely unhelpful. The compiler of fate has no warnings—just errors.

OMG! The absolute AUDACITY of this so-called "BLACKHATHACKER0802" who can't even compile a basic project! 💀 The irony is just TOO MUCH to handle! There they are, username screaming "I'M A DANGEROUS HACKER" while simultaneously begging strangers on GitHub: "Any One Can Help Me How To Build This Project.." It's like showing up to a bank heist with a water gun and asking the security guard how to open the vault. The cherry on top? Someone replied with "black hat hacker 0802" with the clown emoji. DEVASTATING! This is what happens when you skip the "how to compile" tutorial and go straight to "how to hack the Pentagon." 🤦‍♀️

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When your database administrator is too lazy to type actual column names but has an emoji keyboard shortcut ready to go. This PostgreSQL session is peak chaotic evil energy – creating tables and domains with emojis instead of sensible names. Somewhere, a junior dev is staring at this schema wondering how to write a query joining the 📦 table where 🔴 = 'production_status' without copy-pasting emojis from Slack. Meanwhile, the DBA is probably sipping coffee and thinking "documentation is for the weak." Future maintainers will either quit on the spot or develop a twisted admiration for this absolute madlad who decided conventional naming conventions were just too mainstream.

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