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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Follow before bed: drink peppermint tea, run a bath, meditate, get into bed, read, fill out your gratitude journal, turn the lights out, roll over... brain: hi, that bug you couldn't fix earlier was on L34 in helpers.js, bye 2:32 am - 21 Nov 2018 1,968 Retweets 8,289 Likes 78 17 2.0K 8.3K

The eternal horror of regular expressions strikes again! This SpongeBob meme perfectly captures the existential dread that regex induces in developers. For the uninitiated, that terrifying bottom-left panel contains an actual regex pattern that would make any sane programmer wake up in cold sweats. It's like someone sneezed on the keyboard and decided to call it "pattern matching." Perl was infamous for its heavy reliance on regex, turning simple string operations into cryptic incantations that look like they could summon elder gods. No wonder Patrick is traumatized - he's seen things no starfish should ever have to see.

The eternal standoff between developers and compilers! Your precious code is like a rickety fort that you're convinced is architectural brilliance. Meanwhile, the compiler crawls in, sniffs around, and goes "something's definitely off in here." But who needs warnings anyway? Just slap on those -Wno-everything flags or @SuppressWarnings annotations and suddenly your code is flawless again! The compiler may detect 47 potential null pointer dereferences, but clearly it just doesn't understand your genius implementation of Schrodinger's variable that's simultaneously null and not-null until observed in production.

Content How to fix reddit from showing the same post twice: 1 if user. has seenpost before True: dont show post l)

Staring at your screen for 45 minutes, questioning your entire career choice because your function isn't returning anything... only to realize you never actually called it. Just another Tuesday in the life of a developer. The difference between rage and shame is just one missing parenthesis pair () .

Content MY BOSS MI SIMPIE CODE FIX E E Let's go, In and out. 20 minute adventure. FEW WEEKS LATER: