Can you'all help me debug my code?

Ah, the pinnacle of frontend design! Nothing says "we care about user experience" quite like a date picker that requires you to assemble your birthday like a ransom note cut from different magazines. The month selector is having an existential crisis with "j", "nov", and "febr" trying to coexist with "octo", "em", and "uly". Meanwhile, the day field defaulted to zero because apparently being born on the 0th day of the month is totally a thing now. And let's not forget the year 1900 - perfect for all those 124-year-old users filling out your form. This is what happens when you tell the intern "just make it work" without code review.

Content How it feels like when you write the cleanest code the company has seen in recent days with minimal debugging

Content Five stages of grief when your code refuses to run 1. DENIAL No biggie, I'm sure I'II locate and fix the problem soon enough, I CAN DO THIS!! 2. ANGER You stupid piece of sht code, I've done every single thing why can't you just fcking work as fcking intended, fckkk 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION Please, just run please 3 I'm begging you, just show me confirmation I'm on the right track It's not fair, I've spent the whole day trying to fixing this, I'm a good person I don't deserve this 5. ACCEPTANCE I suck, everything and everyone sucks, time for the inevitable. I'll use stack overflow

Content TB CLUB INDENTATION ERROR DETECTED So I said put it on my- Get out THEJENKINSCOMIC

That moment when you realize Stack Overflow will never die because we're still copying and pasting the same answers from 2011. The annual developer survey is just a formality at this point—like checking if anyone's actually writing original code anymore. Spoiler alert: we're not. We're just finding increasingly creative ways to ask "how to center a div" without admitting we've asked it before.

Spent four hours debugging why your function returns undefined only to realize you never actually called it? Classic. This is the programming equivalent of yelling at your TV remote before noticing it has no batteries. The transformation from rage monster to sheepish realization is the universal developer journey. Ten years in the industry and I still do this at least once a sprint.