Can you fix my printer?

This meme perfectly captures the two types of programmers in their natural habitat. The top panel shows the rejected approach: actually reading code and using brain cells to understand errors. The horror! Meanwhile, the bottom panel celebrates the true programming hero's journey: mindlessly changing random things until the error message changes. Why debug when you can play code roulette? It's like solving a Rubik's cube with a hammer – technically effective if you hit it enough times. The compiler isn't giving you errors; it's giving you suggestions on what to randomly change next!

That heart-stopping moment when muscle memory betrays you. Casually hitting Ctrl+C to copy text, only to realize you're in the terminal and just killed your process with the SIGINT signal. Your unsaved work? Gone. Your carefully crafted command? Terminated. Your dignity? Completely evaporated. The worst part is knowing you'll absolutely do it again next week.

Ah, the perfect crime! The programmer wrote code so illegible that not even he could explain it to the authorities. The real criminal offense wasn't whatever got him detained—it was his refusal to write comments in his spaghetti code. Bet his teammates already wanted him locked up anyway. The ultimate job security: code so cryptic that firing you would be corporate suicide.

Ah, the workplace safety sign for JavaScript developers. That counter gets reset more often than a router during a thunderstorm. The best part is that the guy changing the number probably just finished saying "I'm switching to TypeScript" for the 17th time this month. Meanwhile, his coworker is just happy the ladder hasn't collapsed like their Promise chain did this morning.

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