C++ programmers now finally able to read linker errors in one line

NASA engineers just performed a remote firmware update on a 46-year-old spacecraft 15 billion miles away with a 45-hour round-trip latency. Meanwhile, I have to restart my IDE three times to get syntax highlighting working properly. The comment about it being "the most epic hotfix direct to production ever" is pure gold—imagine pushing code straight to prod when your rollback plan involves a 45-hour wait to see if it worked. That's not continuous deployment, that's interstellar deployment.

Content Sheldon Chang sysop408sfba.social This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying. In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right. The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in. This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS. Unbelievable. It's amateur hour. TwitterDown MastodonMigration DDOS TwitterFail SelfDDOS GIF tom GIF Jul 01, 2023, 10:03 Edited Jul 01, 12:02 0 17 137 10 ProgrammeHumor io

Content Vishal VishalMalvi Want someone to hold my hand and say, "let's fix this bug together"

The eternal developer dilemma: Are you actually incompetent or just suffering from imposter syndrome? Spoiler alert: your brain will always choose the most psychologically damaging option! First you're clueless, then you diagnose yourself with imposter syndrome, then a colleague helpfully suggests you're just plain incompetent, and finally your brain doubles down on imposter syndrome anyway. It's like your mind is running a particularly sadistic if-else statement where both conditions lead to self-doubt. The real bug isn't in your code—it's in your head.

The tweet starts with "guys literally only want one thing and it's f***ing disgusting" - but plot twist! It's not what you think. The "one thing" is actually seeing all your tests pass with zero errors and warnings, with that beautiful "exit code 0" that makes developers feel things no human relationship ever could. That green progress bar and "22307 tests passed" is basically developer porn. Nothing quite matches the dopamine rush of code that works flawlessly after hours of debugging hell. Who needs relationships when your Java compilation succeeds without a single complaint?

Content FOODEC I think they meant REBBI 03 088080 00000 Someone just got assigned a heart as their meal