Bugs Training Class: The Secret Enemy Academy

That moment when your router becomes the literal embodiment of HTTP 502. "Listen here you little $#!%, I didn't spend 4 hours configuring nginx just to have you decide not to proxy my requests!" The classic finger-pointing blame game we all play with our hardware when the real problem is probably that one misconfigured line in nginx.conf we're too stubborn to double-check. Because clearly, intimidating the router is a more efficient debugging strategy.

The universal decision tree for bug prioritization in software development: 1. Is it easy to fix? → Immediately jumps to "I'll fix it immediately" 2. Actual importance? → *crickets* 3. Is it breaking production? → CRITICAL!!! The irony is painfully real. Developers will spend 4 hours fixing a one-pixel UI misalignment because it's "quick" but postpone refactoring that nightmare authentication system that's held together with duct tape and prayers. Then suddenly everything's on fire when it inevitably breaks.

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OH HONEY, SWEETIE, DARLING! Google thinks software development is a LOW-STRESS JOB?! I just spit my energy drink across THREE MONITORS! 😂 Sure, nothing says "relaxing" like your production server catching fire at 3 AM, or that delightful moment when your code works perfectly until the client looks at it and it SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS! Low stress? Please! We're just casually juggling deadlines, legacy code written by Satan himself, and stakeholders who think "making it pop more" is actionable feedback. It's basically a spa day with keyboards!

Content How I Feel Complete the sentences to show how you feel about bugs. Bugs make me feel ) When I see a bug. I say nothing Complete the picture to show an expression you might make when you see a bug. (