Bugs Training Class: The Secret Enemy Academy

The eternal debugging battle: using sophisticated breakpoints vs. just throwing printf("Here"); statements everywhere. The true galaxy brain moment is when someone asks you to stop being so smug about your debugging approach, and your response is to double down with a primitive print statement while declaring your superiority. Because nothing says "professional software engineer" like refusing to use the debugger that took decades to perfect and instead littering your codebase with print statements that you'll definitely remember to remove before pushing to production. Definitely.

Content Replace a semicolon C with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.

Content PICTOPHILE APP Human v 1.1 Hotfix patch - dislodged eyelashes will no longer enter eyeball area and become inaccessible - random cheek and tongue biting issue during food consumption fined - memory leak patched, should fin the enter room and forget why and item misplacement issues fimed a bug where the motivation module would randomly fail to load Program

OMG, the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of writing test cases! 😱 You're sitting there, pointing out the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS like some kind of software Sherlock: "Hmm, yes, this function returns a value when called. THE FLOOR IS INDEED MADE OF FLOOR." And then you spend THREE HOURS documenting that water is wet and integers can be added together. The sheer DRAMA of having to verify that your code does exactly what it's supposed to do - as if that wasn't THE ENTIRE POINT of writing it in the first place! Developers everywhere WEEPING as they write their 47th assertion that null is, in fact, still null. 💀

Content Me after finding that NaN is actually a number after 2h of debugging internal screaming

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