Bugs Training Class: The Secret Enemy Academy

The evolution of developer paranoia in two panels: Junior dev: *code compiles* "WOOHOO! FIRST TRY MAGIC! I'M A CODING GENIUS!" Senior dev: *code compiles* "...suspicious. Very suspicious. What dark sorcery is this? Something's definitely broken somewhere and I just can't see it yet." The true mark of experience isn't celebrating success—it's questioning why the compiler didn't put up more of a fight. Nothing builds healthy paranoia quite like years of mysterious runtime errors that followed suspiciously smooth compilations.

Oh look, we've come full circle! After spending billions on AI to replace programmers, someone's revolutionary idea is to... *checks notes*... ask humans for help? 🤯 The "vibe coder" discovers the ancient technology known as "asking the senior dev" - a technique that's only been working flawlessly since the dawn of programming. Next breakthrough: discovering that keyboards work better when plugged in. It's the tech equivalent of inventing the wheel, getting a flat tire, and then wondering if legs might be useful backup systems.

That magical moment when you write some unholy abomination of code at 3 AM that somehow works perfectly. Six months later, you return to fix a bug and stare at your own creation like it's written in hieroglyphics. The documentation? Non-existent. Comments? What comments? Just you, your past self's cryptic logic, and the crushing realization that you've become your own technical debt.

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Ah, the ultimate QA strategy – just don't ship code. The Apple logo strategically placed over the face represents that corporate mindset where maintaining the illusion of perfection is more important than actually fixing problems. It's the software development equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly when users report bugs. "It's not a defect, it's a feature we haven't announced yet."