Brought an expert to fix my code. After 19 second code review, he suggested I should switch career.

Content Jay Phelps jayphelps Manager: I want our web app to feel more like a native app You: window.onerror window. close; 6:29 AM - Oct 12, 2019 Twitter Web App 2.9K Retweets 12.1K Likes

The AUDACITY of these code comments! A stop sign with another sign below it saying "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" is the PERFECT representation of those mind-numbingly obvious code comments we're forced to endure! You know the ones: // This is a loop right above a FOR loop, or // Function to add numbers above a function literally called addNumbers(). GASP! The horror! It's like someone thought we all collectively lost our ability to recognize basic syntax! Next thing you know, they'll be adding comments like // This code exists just to make absolutely sure we're aware of that groundbreaking fact! 🙄

The joke is hiding in plain sight—just like that duplicate cache invalidation entry. Notice how the list claims to have "three" hardest things but actually lists five items? And cache invalidation appears twice? That's the meta-joke about cache invalidation being so hard you can't even remember you already listed it. Meanwhile, "Threlti-Muading" is just "Thread Loading" with a naming problem, proving the point about naming things being difficult. And the cherry on top? The list itself has an off-by-one error by promising three items but delivering five. It's recursively proving its own point!

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The telltale signs of a programmer: nocturnal, caffeine-dependent, and allergic to natural light. The only difference between us and vampires is that we occasionally eat something besides Red Bull and spite. And our code doesn't sparkle in the sunlight—it crashes.

Content Luc C. accolades dev Programming is not fix my computer create a google account for me fix my router buy me an iPhone online hack my partner's FB account build a website for free make me an app that tells me how to build a website This is my own experience! Anything to add? 4:42 PM 22052020 Twitter for iPhone