Be Rich By Sabotaging Your Own Code

Y2K but make it space. Future programmers will stare into the void just like this when they realize all their systems store years as 4-digit integers. The face of a developer who just calculated how many legacy codebases need refactoring across thousands of planets. That's not exhaustion—that's the realization that management approved the budget for exactly half the time needed to fix it. Fun fact: The original Y2K bug cost $300 billion to fix. The Y10K bug will probably cost whatever the galactic equivalent of "your firstborn child and your retirement fund" is.

The classic variable swap without a third variable—the coding equivalent of showing off a party trick that makes actual engineers cringe. Sure, it looks clever until some compiler expert (embodied by angry Walter White) shows up to explain how your "optimization" is actually destroying CPU pipelining, creating memory dependencies, and making Dennis Ritchie roll in his grave. Meanwhile, modern compilers have spent decades optimizing temporary variable allocation that your one-liner just obliterated. It's like bringing a butter knife to a gunfight and calling yourself a ninja. The branch predictor is weeping, the cache is thrashing, and your register allocator just filed for emotional distress.

THE AUDACITY of JavaScript to just sit there with that stupid smiley face while your code burns to the ground! 🔥 Normal programming languages have the DECENCY to point out your mistakes. They're like "Hey dummy, you forgot a semicolon on line 42" or "Your variable doesn't exist, you absolute walnut." But JavaScript? That sadistic little monster just SMILES while you're on your knees BEGGING for a hint. It's like asking your therapist a direct question and they respond with "Hmm, what do YOU think?" I'M PAYING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG, JAVASCRIPT!

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Content How to do coding You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. A lot of bugs, unreadable... and no one loves you.

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