Be Rich By Sabotaging Your Own Code

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Finally, someone who comments their code properly! The sacred ancient art of adding a copyright header twice in the same file. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like redundant legal protection from 1987. The second copyright notice is there just in case you missed the first one while doom-scrolling through 10,000 lines of legacy code at 3 AM. Security through repetition! Pro tip: For maximum job security, add a third copyright notice at the end of the file. That way, future developers will be too intimidated by your thoroughness to ever refactor your masterpiece.

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The haunting visage of Mona Lisa with bloodshot eyes and disheveled hair perfectly embodies that 6am moment when your code finally compiles but you've forgotten why you wrote it. That blank stare isn't artistic genius—it's the thousand-yard gaze of someone who's been debugging for so long they've forgotten what sunlight looks like. The caffeine has reached toxic levels in your bloodstream, and you're now having philosophical debates with your compiler errors.

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