Be like John

Finding that StackOverflow post from a decade ago with your exact problem is like discovering ancient ruins. The post has zero answers, just a skeleton of hope sitting in the digital wasteland. You stand there, sword in hand, contemplating whether to continue your quest or join the fallen coder in eternal digital silence. The true horror isn't bugs or deadlines—it's realizing your "unique" problem was abandoned by someone else who probably switched careers to become a goat farmer.

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That moment when your trusty coding companion of many years decides it's had enough of your spaghetti code and kernel panics. The emotional attachment is real—you've been through countless all-nighters, Stack Overflow searches, and successful builds together. Now it's just sitting there, refusing to POST, taking your compiled memories to silicon heaven. It's not just hardware failing; it's the digital equivalent of your childhood pet running away. Pour one out for all the terminals that never got to execute their final shutdown -h now .

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