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Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Writing and watching your own useful console log messages

Content : Anonymous 011424(Sun)00:30:43 No.98435111 OK let's learn C make a new project in visual studio turns out thats not the correct way to do it because then it's not cross platform and i can't switch editors 280 KB JPG later start learning make, realize it's a clusterfuck of retardation but somehow copy paste something together that compiles turns out it's not the correct way to do it, the "modern" way is that you need to use premake to generate make files which then generate the visual studio solution :) ok let's write code.. wait, i have to write header files? you mean i have to have double the code for no reason other than the C build system being garbage? i want to parse a small json config file, it doesnt have to be performant. wait, how the fuck do i add libraries to my project? ok, so i have to add them and update them manually like a caveman or i have to do some git submoduling cancer, or i can use this package manager called conan that doesn't work half the time. run program - crashes that's fine it happens during development all the time let's read the helpful error message and fix what we did wrong "an error has occured" ProdrammerHumor.io

That moment when your "complex engineering production fix" is just deleting an extra space in a YAML file while the entire business watches you like you're performing heart surgery. YAML indentation errors: bringing businesses to their knees since 2001. The best part? You'll still get called a "technical wizard" in the post-incident review meeting.

Content Using pointers in C be like: Oh... you want a star? EVERYTHING BROKE WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE (ab - 1) Dib(ab - 1 1) x2 7X) x(x -y) 2 6 x2 Maybe two stars? Ah okay, that works! ProarammerHumor.io

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Ah, the classic "I'll just fix this myself" syndrome that every tech lead eventually develops. The joke here is that Elon Musk is confirming he used to rewrite other engineers' code after they went home—essentially saying "Yeah, I totally disrespected my team's work and boundaries because I thought I knew better." What's funnier is the username "Totallyadifferentaccount" suggesting someone created a parody account to mock this toxic leadership style, but then Musk himself shows up with a one-word "True" confirmation. It's the programming equivalent of saying "Yes, I was that micromanaging boss who thought everyone's code was garbage." Every developer who's had their code mysteriously "improved" overnight by an overzealous manager just felt a collective shudder.