😞It really do be like that sometimes.

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Content rAskReddit uFBKain 15h NSFW Hey Reddit, What's something that's actually better than sex? Discussion 7.9k 6.2k 1, Share --cheese-- 13h 1 Award When you run your code and it just works. Also when you find that one fucking bug that's been causing problems for days. Reply 4 2.1k

Content LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No Crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging (TES No rest, only test No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable

The fundamental laws of nature: eat, survive, reproduce. The fundamental laws of software: works in production, don't touch it again. Ever tried to recreate that weird bug that only happens in production but refuses to show up in your test environment? It's like trying to explain to your PM why something that worked yesterday suddenly doesn't—pure digital Darwinism. The code evolves to survive only in its native habitat, mocking our attempts to understand it. After 15 years of debugging, I've learned one truth: some bugs aren't meant to be reproduced, just documented with "fixed by unknown changes" and quietly closed.

Content It was crunch time and everyone from the CEO to the receptionist was labeling images to improve the algorithm. My friend was working to fix a bug, and the CEO walked by and said "Why do you have code on vour screen? You're supposed to be looking at porn!"

Content Debugging ticket from Testing Telling them cosmic ray flipped a bit inside NAND made with mematic