Sequel Vs Sequel: The Database Dating Disaster

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Sequel Vs Sequel: The Database Dating Disaster

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Oh. My. GOD. The ultimate programmer meet-cute disaster! 😱

Guy thinks she's talking about SQL (pronounced "sequel") - you know, the database language that makes developers weep at 2PM on a Tuesday. Meanwhile, she's showing him her ACTUAL database schema with primary keys and foreign keys like some kind of database goddess!

It's the nerdiest miscommunication since someone thought "Python" was just a snake and not the reason half of us have jobs. The Star Wars posters are just *chef's kiss* - another trilogy that should've stopped after the first release... JUST LIKE MOST SOFTWARE PROJECTS.

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