People are thinking that I'm drawing birds :).

Software engineers crying about data standards while data engineers are out here like "You guys have standards?" The unholy amalgamation of JSON wrapped in XML with a sprinkle of Markdown is just Tuesday for us. Single quotes, double quotes, dates formatted as MM/DD/YYYY or "Last Thursday-ish" - doesn't matter. After 5 years of parsing whatever nightmare format the client sends, you develop a certain... immunity. Standards are just what happens to other people.

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That moment of pure existential dread when freedom was within reach, but Dave from QA just had to bring up "one quick thing" about the database schema. Now you're trapped for another 45 minutes while everyone rehashes the entire sprint planning meeting you already had on Tuesday. Your weekend plans slowly dissolving before your eyes as someone unmutes just to say "sorry, I was on mute."

Content Santa Claus Santaclausc.im A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO NiceList SELECT FROM NaughtyList;- HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use SQL, I use several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional. 2h 575 4 11