People are thinking that I'm drawing birds :).

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SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

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Content You see a bunch of numbers and words on the screen, but none of it really means anything to YOU. Mash on the keys. Leave the console alone. You don't think you accomplished much, but you feel better.

Content Mar 24, 2023 drop table passwords; Resolved - Intern has been fired Mar 24, 23:30 UTC Identified - Found a backup Mar 24, 23:06 UTC Investigating - The intern fucked up and deleted every password. As a security measure, we've disabled logging in. Mar 24. 21:36 UTC