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Nothing says "responsible parenting" quite like abandoning your child with a mainframe computer from the 1970s and a COBOL manual! This is basically the programming equivalent of leaving your kid with dinosaurs as babysitters. That poor child is about to learn that semicolons aren't just for English class and that punch cards were the original "swipe right." The ultimate character-building exercise: debug COBOL or no dinner tonight! Honestly, this might explain why so many banking systems still run on ancient code - those traumatized children grew up and refused to ever touch the code again.

When they said "tip your server," I don't think this is what they meant. That poor rack server just took a nosedive onto concrete, spilling its guts like a digital piñata. Years of carefully managed RAID configurations, backups, and production data scattered across the floor in seconds. Somewhere, a sysadmin is having the worst day of their career while the CTO is frantically checking if their resume is up to date. Hope they had off-site backups, because no amount of "have you tried turning it off and on again" is fixing this massacre.

The evolution of a database admin's brain from basic monkey to cosmic deity in four easy steps! 🧠 Starts with the primitive "just write SQL queries" stage where you're basically a glorified typist. Then evolves to "use views and indexes" - congratulations, you've discovered fire! 🔥 But the true enlightenment begins at "put all business logic in stored procedures" - suddenly your brain glows with the power of a thousand suns. Database purists are nodding vigorously right now. The final form? Transcending reality itself by letting the database handle EVERYTHING. Who needs application servers when your PostgreSQL instance can become sentient? The database is the application. The database is life.

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THE HORROR! You leave your API alone for FIVE MINUTES and return to find 1,525 posts about JSON?! The absolute TRAUMA of being a developer in 2023! Every time you check Twitter, there's another trending topic about data formats. Like, can we please just have ONE DAY without someone having an existential crisis over curly braces and key-value pairs?! The backend devs are screaming, the frontend devs are hyperventilating, and somewhere, an XML enthusiast is quietly sobbing in the corner.