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The eternal database developer dilemma: Do I use CRUD (Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete) like a civilized human being, or do I embrace the dark side with FUCK (Find, Update, Create, Kill)? Sure, they're basically the same operations with different names, but one makes you sound professional in meetings while the other accurately describes how you feel at 3 AM when the production database is on fire. The face transition from confusion to enlightenment is every developer realizing that programming terminology is just angry synonyms in a trench coat.

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Content A CRYPTO NERDS IMAGINATION: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. LET'S BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR CLUSTER TO CRACK IT. NO GOOD! IT'S 4096 -BIT RSA! BLAST! OUR EVIL PLAN 15 FOILED! WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. DRUG HIM AND HIT HIM WITH THIS 5 WRENCH UNTIL HE TELLS US THE PASSWORD. GOT IT.

Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Content Jeff Erickson CS professor, University of Illinois Urbana- Champaign Updated Apr 5 Is computer science a long-running myth? Yes, absolutely. Neither I nor any of my thousands of colleagues, nor any of the millions of our current and former students, nor any of the intellectual tools that underlie computing, which in turn underlies almost all of modern economics and society, actually exist. It's all a myth. In actual fact, we all still live in caves. You're not really reading these words on a computer screen; it's just the flickering firelight, and you had a few too many of those pretty looking mushrooms. Don't worry; it'll pass soon.

Content When you learn boolean takes 1 byte of space instead of 1 bit Those bastards lied to me PS Express reactoverflow