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Content MAY 13 Neha M. (SheHer) 1:15 AM SWE Early Career I hope this message finds you well! While I realize you may not be in the job market right now - you definitely have an impressive software engineering skill set that's great for what we have currently in the mix here Google! Please share your email and let me know if you're interested in an informal 15-20 min chat, as I'd love to learn more about what you are currently working on and what you're interested in developing in your next role. Best Regards! Recruiting Specialist - Google Recruiting careers.dooale.com Write a message... ProdrammerHumor.io

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OMG THE DRAMA OF SQL DEVELOPERS AND THEIR CAPS LOCK ADDICTION! 😱 These poor souls are literally SUFFERING PHYSICAL PAIN from writing their queries in ALL CAPS! Cracking knuckles! Neck strain! Leg cramps! And the ultimate villain? That treacherous Caps Lock key just sitting there, MOCKING THEM with its power! The keyboard equivalent of a siren song luring developers into a world where SELECT, FROM, and WHERE must be SCREAMED at the database for it to understand. Because apparently databases are HARD OF HEARING or something?! The SQL language doesn't even care about case sensitivity, yet here we are, DESTROYING OUR BODIES for the sake of tradition! The AUDACITY!

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Little Tim tried to pull a classic SQL injection attack on Santa's naughty/nice database. The kid renamed himself to "Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--" hoping to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. But Santa's not some rookie DevOps elf. He proudly runs his global gift operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." The ultimate enterprise solution that's immune to SQL injection because it's too chaotic to be hacked. This is why North Pole IT has 364 days of downtime every year. They're still recovering from last Christmas.