The Tech Industry's Circular Economy

The AUDACITY of these tech recruiters! 💀 Imagine being ONE OF THE ACTUAL CREATORS of Kubernetes and still getting rejected because you don't have enough experience... IN YOUR OWN CREATION! The hiring market has gone completely off the rails! It's like telling Leonardo da Vinci, "Sorry, we need someone with more experience painting smiles." The tragic irony of needing 12 years of experience in a 10-year-old technology is the kind of math that only HR departments can compute. Meanwhile, the poor developer is escorted out like some kind of imposter when they're literally tech royalty. The tech industry's version of "Don't you know who I am?!" gone horribly wrong!

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