The Tech Industry's Circular Economy

Ah, the classic honeymoon phase of web development! Our protagonist is just starting to feel comfortable with their fancy ASP.NET Core and AWS stack, thinking "hey, this isn't so bad!" Then BAM! 💥 The boss appears with the dreaded combo of CSS and Shopify tasks, and suddenly our dev is contemplating whether pencils have alternative uses beyond writing code. That moment when your cloud architecture dreams get crushed by having to center a div or customize a Shopify template... pure existential crisis material right there!

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Content STOP DOING GIT CODE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRANCHES YEARS OF MERGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for DECENTRALIZED VERSION CONTROL Wanted to keep multiple versions of a file for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "file. copy2-final.js". "Yes, please PUSH your code into my FORK. CHERRY-PICK A COMMIT" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged "Hello, I'd like to show you my changes. Sure, JUST CREATE A BRANCH, PUSH TO ORIGIN and CREATE A PULL REQUEST" (When we had perfectly working flash drives) ???? ??????? ????????????? Devops have played us for absolute fools

The AUDACITY of this person saving code in Google Drive! The horror! The SCANDAL! 😱 Meanwhile, the rest of us sophisticated developers are just casually letting our precious code snippets evaporate into the digital void when our ChatGPT conversations expire. Who needs version control when you can frantically scroll through chat history trying to find that one perfect function you wrote three weeks ago? It's like playing archaeological roulette with your career! But hey, at least we're not using—*gasp*—GOOGLE DRIVE like some kind of ORGANIZED PERSON!